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Sophie's First Haircut
2010-03-02 20:45
By that, I mean a haircut she gave someone else- her teacher to be exact. I'm not quite sure of the circumstances, but all I know is Ms. Linda ended the day weighing a little less than when she started.
"Look Mom and Dad. I pulled Ms. Linda's hair out. Now we have to buy...
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Wanted
2010-02-21 15:09
Name: Sophie "Baby Face" Grace
Age: 13 months
Height: 20.5 inches
Weight: 23 pounds
Lately she has been exhibiting the following behavior in addition to hitting, pushing, and snatching.
She's armed with a loaded diaper and not afraid to use it.
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Grown Up Valentine's Day
2010-02-14 21:50
I remember when I was younger the excitement and anticipation I would feel before Valentine's Day, especially if I happened to have a boyfriend. Like most girls, I wanted a box of chocolates, a teddy bear, and a piece of jewelry. My how times have changed. 10 years into...
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The Great Blizzard of 2010
2010-02-14 21:30
For as long as I can remember, every snowstorm in South Carolina has occurred in the same manner. They begin by telling us that we will get a dusting on the grass, if we're lucky, and we end up with 5 plus inches. This was no different. They've promised us measurable snow a few...
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And We're Walking
2010-02-07 17:20
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Do not adjust your monitors
2010-01-30 19:28
I've been coloring my hair for almost 20 years. It's been every color under the rainbow- black, blonde, brown, and red- but I've never been bold enough to try a shade that doesn't naturally occur on someone's head. My daughter, on the other hand, has more confidence than I ever...
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For the record, I'm not on board with this...
2010-01-24 22:56
I'm finally putting my Christmas gift from Wesley to good use- torturing my 1-year-old. Actually it's her father doing the torturing. Apparently she's so sensitive, her feelings get hurt when he tells her "no." She's in for a rough ride.
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My dad would be old
2010-01-23 21:26
That is, if he weren't dead. He died when I was 5- a little older than Victoria and a little younger than Trevor. Today would have been his 65th birthday- officially an old man according to the Federal government. I can't imagine him at this age, but he would have been an awesome...
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My kid is smarter than yours
2010-01-23 21:20
So Trevor got his report card yesterday, and I have only one question- what's up with the Math grade? I mean, was he even trying at all. That's barely an A. In all seriousness, the kid's a genius- way smarter than I was, or still am, for that matter.
Grade 02...
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