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Baby Face Grace
2009-11-10 20:08
Don't let this face fool you:
It's the face of a ganster, a mobster, a bully. I've already mentioned her stealing other babies' blankets and dangling toys out of reach, but her bad behavior culminated today when she...wait for it...sat on the other babies. As bossy and headstrong as Victoria...
10 Months
2009-11-08 20:25
I've noticed a disturbing trend over the past month. Sophie has chosen a role model to emulate, so now instead of 1 headstrong little girl, I have 2. I've been telling myself that although she is now exhibiting Victoriaesque characteristics (stealing blankets, dangling toys out of...
Shameless Promotion
2009-11-02 20:52
Vote for the kids to win The Cute Kid's Halloween picture contest:
Sophie www.thecutekid.com/ckgallery/votemypic/email/32486
Victoria www.thecutekid.com/ckgallery/votemypic/email/32514
Trevor www.thecutekid.com/ckgallery/votemypic/email/32510
Please make sure to vote once a day for...
Trick-or-Treat
2009-10-31 21:01
Little Bo Peep, Her Lost Sheep, and Batman
The Scariest Thing About Today is My Mood
2009-10-31 09:21
It started yesterday when Sophie said her second word. I've been practicing with her for months. "Ma-Ma," I would say, and she would smile, giggle, or try to move her mouth like mine. This one, I thought, would be mine. Trevor said "Papa", Vic said "Dada", so Sophie had to say...
Linda Carter, Eat Your Heart Out
2009-10-30 22:55
Don't let the picture fool you. This baby is a bully. She steals blankets from the smaller babies in her class. She seeks out the little, defenseless ones that are in the bouncy seats and snatches the blankets right off of them, wraps herself up in them, and sucks her...
Nabokov would be shocked
2009-10-30 22:29
I spent the week trying to be an awesome mom, making all sorts of Halloween goodies for dinner:
Mummy Dogs
Ghost Pizza
Spider Sandwiches
Around Wednesday I ran out of ideas. It turned out ok, though, because we found out that Trevor made all A's in 1st quarter, so we...
Limited Creativity
2009-10-25 20:16
Not surprisingly, my creative side really blossoms when it comes to food. Here's Shepherd's Pie topped with ghost mashed potatoes. Cute, no?
Sophie's Celebration
2009-10-25 20:07
Even though Sophie didn't get to participate in yesterday's festivities, she did get to partake in the birthday treats.
Happy Birthday To Me
2009-10-24 18:54
Today is my birthday. 31 years old, and I feel every minute of it. I should know by now that my birthdays usually end up a craptacular shitstorm of disappointment, beginning with my 16th birthday in which Wesley broke up with me, and ending with last year's disastrous stay in...
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