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Limited Creativity
2009-10-25 20:16
Not surprisingly, my creative side really blossoms when it comes to food. Here's Shepherd's Pie topped with ghost mashed potatoes. Cute, no?
Sophie's Celebration
2009-10-25 20:07
Even though Sophie didn't get to participate in yesterday's festivities, she did get to partake in the birthday treats.
Happy Birthday To Me
2009-10-24 18:54
Today is my birthday. 31 years old, and I feel every minute of it. I should know by now that my birthdays usually end up a craptacular shitstorm of disappointment, beginning with my 16th birthday in which Wesley broke up with me, and ending with last year's disastrous stay in...
The Gap Contest
2009-10-22 20:48
I entered the kids in the Gap photo contest. If they win, they get a trip to NYC to do a photo shoot for Gap Kids. Make sure to vote for each of them daily to be the fan favorite! family.go.com/gapcastingcall/entries/MSEIGLER1024/
My Shitty Day
2009-10-22 19:38
I literally had a shitty day, as in it began and ended with poop. This morning while getting Sophie changed for school, I opened her diaper only to reveal a massive pile of what looked like mashed avocados. While wiping her, I inadvertantly knocked the diaper on...
Snug as a Bug
2009-10-20 21:00
For my upcoming birthday, my kids decided to get me the best present ever...The Snuggie. It just proves how well they know me, or that they are suckered in by infomercials as much as I am. This all came about because I am constantly draped in blankets, and have been since I...
That look
2009-10-17 19:44
Whenever I ask Victoria a question or to do something, she gives me this look. It's a blank stare with her mouth gaping open. It drives me insane, because she'll stare at me like that for several minutes, not breaking her gaze. I want to beat her in the face, but I...
It's About Time!
2009-10-17 19:17
At Trevor and Victoria's school, they have an award called the Dynamic Dolphin. Every 2 weeks a kid in each class is awarded this when they're helpful, respectful, and courteous. I will be the first to admit that Trevor has his faults, but overall he is one of the most...
Today Crawling, Tomorrow Ruling the World
2009-10-17 18:51
In the past few days, Sophie has begun blowing past milestones. She is trying to pull up on everything standing still, crawling, albeit only a few inches at a time, and eating regular food. We have to constantly make sure the floor is spotless because, true to her Capricorn goat...
Check Up
2009-10-13 21:40
I don't like to tout my own heroics, but yesterday I, all by my lonesome, took 3 kids to the doctor while suffering from a debilitating sinus infection, and there were no casualties. The girls were each due for shots, and Trevor was along for the ride since school was closed for the...
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